Gossip Boy is back!!

So So So sorry for the long tyme being bored without my happening story and to bring ur day up! =)

Thats all for my post!
thxkaybai
xoxo,
you may loves me!

Left 4 Dead - Ditinggal untuk bermaut

Hi , readers -readers .
2day im gonna blog sumthin on left4dead which now im currently addicted to it. by calling sai-mat-kong.

the poster i created for

my love for this damn sai-mat-kong chunted game.

Joel in tripple A rehabilition centre.

hi, i`m Joelanpah , and im addicted to CC

CC mocking :

hi, i`m CCDAMOSTHAPPENINGGUYEVERINTHISWORLD, and im addicted to Joelanpah

(from left to right)

Barack obama , john cena,

and( insert any name of a final fantasy female character)

full pic , Nanda kumar

xoxo,

i know you loves me.

chinchoa

Dilemma

hello readers-readers,

2day im gonna talk about dilemma .. A dilemma (Greek δί-λημμα "double proposition") is a problem offering at least two solutions or possibilities, of which none are practically acceptable; one in this position has been traditionally described as being impaled on the horns of a dilemma, neither horn being comfortable.

The dilemma is sometimes used as a rhetorical device, in the form "you must accept either A, or B"; here A and B would be propositions each leading to some further conclusion. Applied in this way, it may be a fallacy, a false dichotomy.

In formal logic, the definition of a dilemma differs markedly from everyday usage. Two options are still present, but choosing between them is immaterial because they both imply the same conclusion. Symbolically expressed thus:

A and B = shit so find Cc.

But now, im having a serious problems which is : A represents 1st pic below , B represents 2nd pic

anyone ???

but according 2 my rule which is happening guy will only find C .. here are da candicates for C .

Presenting MMSS : Miss Miscular Sexy Sedunia.

Tall , Dark n sexy CLEMENT`S FAVOURITE

My favourite , mayb because of the lil`s resemblance of arnold schwartikaaa.

shaun quah`s favourite

Glenn`s favourite.

YOUR FAVOURITE =)

I know you loves me ,

chinchoa

stay tuned for next week.

note : shaun dont jizz in ur pants =)

Anna is not CiNa.

What is Chinese?

well basically chinese is yellow,brown or even blacks why blacks is because due 2 last tyme. There is a case happened at China that the whole city got black out due to power station is off. ( in da mean while) the blackman with the wife went for holiday at this hotel and at the same tyme room service came, So the blackman tot is like some plan from the wife and actually wat happening is went in for the wrong hole. therefore, takdir is black is also chinese well just some happening stories.

How about Malays look on the Chinese.?

(most malays 99% will answer)well Orang yg tak hitam , badan kecil , cakap banyak tentang complaining , pandai buat business macam-macam kedai apa yg boleh dijual kebanyakkan cina yg menjual and also known as "apek" for them. (well if u felt uneasy.. can u ajak find khairil.)

if u notice .. that actually Chinese back in oldies. They reali reali poser.(including me). to prove u reader readers sekalian. now i`ll show u!!

apek from china - beijing

apek from malaysia - kl

well sorry readers -readers. anda ingin tahu kenapa Anna bukan cina ..recently i did research by ask random ppl from coll..

MR.HANDSOME CCC: Hi, can i ask u few questions? So u know anna lowyp
MR.UGLY: Sure. Sorry i dono her!

So coincidence, anna was around the corner.So i pointed at her by saying SHE IS OVER THER!

MR.HANDSOME CCC: So do u think she is chinese?

MR.UGLY: Said, she chinese meh? hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahxD laf NONSTOP


its okay ..so i asked other person.

MR.HANDSOME CCC: Wassup! bro

MR.UGLY 2: Wassupz

da moments anna walked pass me.

MR.UGLY 2: CC .. dat girl "ke ling" argh.

MR.HANDSOME CC : err. i think so ..hahahahahahahahahaxD laf NONSTOP "too" .

MR.UGLY 2: samE hahahahahahahahahaxD laf NONSTOP "three". till saw someone..

MR. UGLY 3: WATS WRONG? and he joined us too. hahahahahahahahaxD laf NONSTOP"four".

and happily walked 2 ali maju.. hahahahahahahahaxD laf NONSTOP "five"

and Bruce LEE came with our beloved lovely "love story" song "

from here i think u readers shuld noe why? anna look like ke ling .. is bcoz she mixed with alot of indian ppl. n she prefered capati , thosai , roti canai instead of chinese mixed rice at mama kitchen ,Char kuey teow , char siew fan , char siew pau. She prefered bollywood movie compare to hollywood n cinawood even tigerwood.

therefore, she choosed the black instead of other colours

THE Symptoms:

1. eat with hands without using spoon or fork (like the picture below).

2. dress like india lady.

3. start talks like indian eventhou she doesnt haf da india slang yet.

4. Behave like monkey.

5. take ppl cigg box for no reasons.

stay tune for more happening story from the most happening guy ever in this world.

i know you love me ,

xoxo .

Mat Brilliant Mr.C da most happening guy ever in this world!

hello readers-readers,

since my blog is die*ing but with my magical post my blog BP(BLOOD PRESSURE) , HB(HEART BEAT) is back to normal which is currently stabil. tak yah risau!. Dun worry!



WHY i said so ? to prove u all readers !!



Scene 1

HELP Corridor

Random ppl from college : Hey hey, excuse me u drop 50 ringgit on the floor !

Mat Brilliant Mr.C : Owh , Thx !! God bless You!



(Actually, on that day itself i didn even bring my wallet out i left it at my home)

why , she would actually called me and not keep it in her pockets .

because Im da Chosen one .





Scene 2

Ali Maju Bistro

i ordered 1 roti kosong , 1 limau ais after that he actually wrote the bil for RM 2.30 + 1 maggie goreng with telur mata , 1 coca-cola. Rm 4.50 = rm 6.80



Cashier: .........(coz normally he wont say any word unless u ask 2 buy cigg) MACHINE= Rm6.80

Mat Brilliant Mr.C :(Coz all i haf is big notes)RM50.00 .

Cashier: Aiyo no ade small money ?

Mat Brilliant Mr.C: UH! (wat talking you!)

Cashier: Tunggu arh!





Money transaction.





Mat Brilliant Mr.C: Ok ok , nandri (thank you)



So , i was thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking till i reached HMC office wth , da guy actually gif me back rm50.00 and rm43.20. Personally , i think da cashier did a goodd job by giving me extra money. ( i promise i`ll eat at ali maju for 5 days) and Shaun quah will alwiz steal their chicken by faking not gonna pay the bill for 5 days!!. Dun jealous Shaun Quah! he loves me more than you! ngeh ngeh ngeh! i got rm43.20 for a reason which is im too happening and well-known!

there actually alot more, i just select the best coz u wanna know why cause both scene actually i got free money $$ cheng cheng cheng . hahahahahahah

stay tune for next episode,
ABOUT ANNA IS NOT CHINESE!

i know you loves me,
chin choa.

Mat Dancer

Dance (from french danser, perhaps from Frankish , from BM tarian). ialah sejenis seni yg automatic membolehkan body anda bergerak mengikut rhythmic lagu lagu rock, used as a form dari segi expression, sosial , interaction atau spirit.

Dari dulu, Dance merupakan part of ceremony, rituals, celebrations and entertainment such as tiger dance, lion dance and elephant dance di thailand.

Dancing dalam masa early age, terdapat beberapa dance seperti jig, waltz,tango,disco,salsa,electronica,hip-hop,shuffle,soulja boy crank that, and etc etc etc ..

Dgn ini, saya mengambil kesempatan ini menginterview Mat Dancer Ms Jovita Yuin-Cing Bautista

Full Name : Jovita Yuin-Cing Bautista

Age : 18-19

Address: Iron River dan juga memberi gelaran pelik iaitu im da princess of iron river =*tips* jika anda mendengar perkataan tersebut .hanya anda perlu buat ialah cium.

About me: harlow kawan-kawan.

Nama saya jovita. profesional mat dancer =*tips* juga anda perlu cium .. anda boleh kerana dia hanya mengeluar perkataan expression iaitu " eee yeerrr ".

Hobi : Jay Chow , Jay Chow and Jay Chow . budak yg nyanyi lagu kebanyakan orang takkan paham aper dia sedang nyanyi atau pun lupa lyrics for whole the tyme.

Apakah inspirasi anda terhadap dance ?

err .. i dont know ? i think because of Choong Chin Choa . he gave such good advise, support me all de tyme , being good to me and all i can say is "i love him to the max."

Choong Chin Choa said .. well welcome . i did that to everyone ..if u dun feel it . too bad. ha ha ha..

So Mat Dancer Ms Jovita Yuin-Cing Bautista apakah jenis dance yang anda mahir ?

Sebenarnya, saya mahir membuat muka bimbo lebih daripada dance , kerana dari kecil , saya berharap menjadi seorang profesional Mat Bimbo tetapi kerana ibu bapa saya tidak menyokong oleh itu . Saya berhasrat menjadi seorang Mat Dancer yg terkenal di category World.

Selain itu, extra special credit interview.. ialah Mat Shaker Ms Hong Su-queen . kenapa mat shaker kerana masa kecil dia mula makan makanan yg bershake dan akhirnya menjadi tabiat .. biler biler masa jika dia mendengar lagu gemarnya . Dia akan mula mengerak badan yang gempak ke arah anda . Jika anda bosan atau memerlukkan perkhidmatan intercourse feel free to call her. kerana dia mempunyai boyfren yg lousy !

xoxo,

i know you love me,

chinchoa

AChineseNewYear

Harlo my lovely readers..


as much as u all know..


something bad happened ..


but im alrite .. 'lifes goes on'-tupac shakur


and so i wont be updating much and often


because of upcoming quiz , assignment , revision


has lead us to a blog which is being neglected


but no worries for i am now


my home


which is boring


will motivate me to blog


some shits for u readers


so i`ll catch up with you guys


more HAPPENING STORY!



HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!